“Everybody is different. I don’t want to watch two grown men wrestling with panties on. I’m from the hood, we don’t play that. To me, I’m not buying a ticket to watch two grown men with panties on, sweating, [with] nuts in their face. That’s not me. To compare that to boxing is ludicrous. It’s a porno. It’s an entertainment porno,” Hopkins told BoxingScene. “I’m not wrestling a guy with panties on and his nuts in my face, and they call that a sport”

It’s pretty clear Bernard Hopkins has a very different opinion of what pornography is. When Supreme Court Justice Potter Stewart said, I can’t define porn, “[b]ut I know it when I see it . . . ” he sure as hell didn’t mean Mixed Martial Arts. I’ve always like Hopkins, and being from Philly makes me an instant fan, but every time I see him, I always think of a toothless, idiotic, crack-head waiting outside of 7Eleven begging for change.

“Lemme get twenty five cent!”

His ignorance pierces my sensitivities like a stake through tofu. But, fuck him… everyone knows he couldn’t spend three minutes in a cage…

Or do you need to be reminded?

This guy figures out how badly it sucks to have nuts in your face…