I recently came across a clip of Chuck Liddell on Dancing With the Stars. I found it to be so hilarious I decided to write a synopsis on the minute and a half dance routine.

The dance starts with Chuck trying out his best “flirt face”, which translates somewhere between the creepy drunk guy at the bar and an ex felon rapist/serial killer. I don’t know what’s worse, a guy with a head tattoo in a suit, or the people who decide to watch this show in the first place.

He proceeds to put his hat on and look confused as a hot woman approaches him with the grace of a swan. Chuck, on the other hand, moves rigidly as if there is a stick extending from his asshole all the way to his brainstem.  He attempts to dance with her, however I think that walking—let alone dancing, is hard for him.

As he danced around I could not help but be brought back to my childhood, and watching the Tin Man dance with Dorothy Ann. Wow, I guess he must have seen the movie too.

Throughout the entire thing I was trying to discern whether he was concentrating really hard or was constipated. If he looked that worried in fights he’d get knocked out instantly.

Whoops…

I give this dance number 3/5 CRAZED’s, just because it was bad enough to make me laugh.