I’d rather stare at this picture for 4 hours then watch this shitty event

So the Strikeforce Challengers IV: Evangelista vs Gurgel is coming up tomorrow and I can’t possibly be less excited. I don’t know what is worse, that you’d have to pay extra to your cable company to watch this garbage, or that Jorge Gurgel can actually headline a card.

I hate to put down any form of MMA, but to have these guys on such a huge national stage on a Friday night and have the main card be a guy who is best known for making me want to stab myself in the heart during his bouts in the UFC is pretty fucking intolerable.

I can’t do predicts for the fight because I could honestly care less about any of them. Be sure to stay tuned for the results though, when we mercilessly rip apart every fight. Here is a list of the fights for the night.

Televised Card

• Lightweight bout: Jorge Gurgel vs. Billy Evangelista
• Heavyweight bout: Shane Del Rosario vs. Brandon Cash
• Middleweight bout: Jesse Taylor vs. Luke Rockhold
• Lightweight bout: Ousmane Thomas Diagne vs. Merrit Warren
• Women’s (135 lbs) bout: Elisha Hellspur vs. Zoila Frausto

Non-Televised card

• Lightweight bout: Ben Holscher vs. Johnny Goh
• Featherweight bout: Casey Olson vs. Chris Culley
• Bantamweight bout: Cole Escovedo vs. Maurice Eazel
• Welterweight bout: Luke Riddering vs. Rico Altamirano

Oh, and if you’re still bored…