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THE DRAMA: Matt Mitrone’s brain apparently bleeds more severely than usual after his fight against Scott Junk. I didn’t think this guy could possible afford to get more idiotic, but he manages to pull it off as he acts mentally handicapped around the house.

I think what Mitrone is suffering from is the extreme case of being a pussy. Of course your head hurts after getting punched in it for 10 minutes by a 230 lb. guy, throwing as hard as he possibly can. It’s clearly an act, if the doctors did a CT scan and it showed a concussion he wouldn’t be cleared. When he gets to the house he is all ambiguous about what the doctors say and claims that he may have had undiagnosed concussions in the past. I think the conversation with the doctor went a little like this. “Mitrone, there is nothing wrong with your brain. Stop being a whiny bitch. ”

Page puts a bunch of chickens in Rashad’s car. Next time, watermelon.

THE FIGHT: Roy Nelson vs. Justin Wren turns out to be a fantastic match of the colossal fatso’s. The first round begins and Wren pushes the action, tagging Nelson but also missing a lot of his shots and gassing himself out quickly. Using his experience Nelson sits back and tries to use head and body movement to avoid the punches. At one point Wren lands a decent hand combination and Nelson looks like he is in trouble. Nelson regains composure and starts to pick away Wren towards the end of the first round.

Second round Wren is chasing much like the first, but now he is gassed and slower. Nelson’s game plan starts to work and he picks away at Wren from a distance whenever Wren decides to engage. Wren throws no leg kicks, probably because he is a moron, against the fat lard standing in front of him. It goes to the scorecards and the judges give it to Nelson, majority decision.

I think the judges never take it to the third round because they know how pathetically gassed all of these fat slobs will be.

RESULT: Nelson, Majority Decision