Apparently there is goddamn water on the moon. At first I didn’t believe it but then I looked up at the URL and noticed I was at friggin Space.com I decided not to refute it.

The moon remains drier than any desert on Earth, but the water is said to exist on the moon in very small quantities. One ton of the top layer of the lunar surface would hold about 32 ounces of water, researchers said.

My first thought was, lemme get some of that moon water so I can sell it for $2,000,000 a cup. Then I remembered I was told that where there is water there is life, and where there is life there are fucking aliens. Where the aliens at? This water thing only partially blew my mind, I wanna see some aliens goddamn it. Is that so much to ask? Honestly I don’t even really care if they try to destroy humanity, that will probably be a pretty ballin war. I would most definitely shoot some aliens in the facial.